Gus You better get married soon. You're starting to look... old! Toula My dad has been saying that to me since I was fifteen. Because nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone until the day we die. Gus Portokalos Where are you going? Toula Portokalos I'm taking a pottery class. Gus Portokalos Ah! The Greeks invented pottery. Gus You sneak around all over Chicago, but you never come here to ask me, can you date my daughter? Ian Well, I'm sorry, I'll ask you if I can date your daughter. Sir, she's thirty years old. Gus I am the head of this house. Ian Okay, may I please date your daughter?