A character in Meet Dave (2008)

Dave Ming Chang quotes from Meet Dave (2008)

Eddie Murphy

Most-quoted character in Meet Dave (2008): in 3 of its 6 quotes

A line from Dave Ming Chang [greeting various people inside the Old Navy store]

Welcome to Old Navy!

Scenes with Dave Ming Chang

2 scenes
Gina
[In an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car.]

Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!

Captain

Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter! [into microphone] Thank you for your concern.

Dave
[speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background]

Thank you for your concern.

Captain

It's way too high! More bass!

Dave
[speaks in extremely low pitch]

Thank you for your concern.

Captain

Level the frequency!

Dave
[speaking perfectly]

I'm all better now.

Josh
[to Gina]

How hard did you hit this guy?

Gina
[Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband]

Captain?

Dave

Yes?

Gina

That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.

Dave

I am a captain.

Gina

Really? A captain of what?

Dave
[Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.]

I am a captain of crunch.

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