Meet Dave 2008 quotes

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Characters

Meet Dave quotes

Captain

I am Dave Ming Chang.

Cultural Officer #3

I am Dave Ming Chang.

Various crew members

I am Dave Ming Chang.

Security Officer #4

And I am Johnny Dazzles! And I am fabulous!

Security Officer #4
[Everyone stares at him.]

What? Not everyone has to be Dave Ming Chang.

Dooley

Come on, this is going to be great. A fireball? How often do we get a call like that?

Knox

Do me a favor, okay? Act like a cop and stop caring.

Gina
[Dave is looking at a picture of Gina's late husband]

Captain?

Yes?

Gina

That's my husband. He was a captain with the Navy.

I am a captain.

Gina

Really? A captain of what?

[Inside the ship, Number 3 looks something up.]

I am a captain of crunch.

Police Sergeant

Knox, Dooley. Got a report on some kind of fireball or something like that over on Liberty Island? Check it out.

Dooley

A fireball? Ho, we'll get right on it.

Knox

Sarge, can't you get somebody else to handle it? Come on, we just pulled an all-nighter.

Police Sergeant
[sarcastically]

Aw. I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox. Tell you what, lie down in my office and I'll come by with your blankie and you can get yourself a nice nap.

Gina
[In an alley outside Gina's apartment sometime after she hits Dave with her car.]

Hi, are you all right? Because you just ran off!

Captain

Contact, everyone! Our first verbal encounter! [into microphone] Thank you for your concern.

[speaks with extremely high pitch; bottles explode in background]

Thank you for your concern.

Captain

It's way too high! More bass!

[speaks in extremely low pitch]

Thank you for your concern.

Captain

Level the frequency!

[speaking perfectly]

I'm all better now.

Josh
[to Gina]

How hard did you hit this guy?