You're **** kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?!

All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down.

He's **** dead!

Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure.

[T.S. and Gwen approach them]

What the hell happened?

The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.

I had it coming.

**** all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob.

[Jay and Silent Bob leave]

What really happened?

The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach.

Shannon Hamilton?

You know that guy?

I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable.

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Sounds like his M.O.