Jay : You're ****ing kidding me! The Easter bunny did this?! Brodie : All I said was that the Easter bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing and he just jumped the railing and knocked me down. Jay : He's ****ing dead! Brodie : Oh, let it go, he's under a lot of pressure. [T.S. and Gwen approach them] T.S. : What the hell happened? Jay : The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass. Brodie : I had it coming. Jay : **** all that shit. Come on, Silent Bob. [Jay and Silent Bob leave] T.S. : What really happened? Brodie : The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach. Gwen : Shannon Hamilton? T.S. : You know that guy? Gwen : I went out with him once after we dated. He tried to screw me some place very uncomfortable. T.S. : What? Like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie : Sounds like his M.O.

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