Mort the Cute Lemur quotes from Madagascar (2005)

Mort the Cute Lemur

I'm steak! Me-me-me-me-me!

Mort the Cute Lemur

King Julien, what are they? WHAT ARE THEY?!

Marty the Zebra

Excuse me. You're biting my butt.

Melman the Giraffe

They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

Skipper the Penguin

We've been ratted out, boys!

See you later, crocodile! Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!

Mort

I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them!

Julien

Yes, yes! We get it--

Mort

You HATE them compared to how much I like them--

Julien

QUIET, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!

Mort

Hee-hee!

Mort

I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them!

Julien

Yes, yes! We get it--

Mort

You HATE them compared to how much I like them--

Julien

Oh, shut up! You're so annoying!

Mort

Hee-hee!

Julien

Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked, and eaten, by the dreaded fossa.

The fossa! The fossa are attacking! [screams and hurls himself out a window; General panic ensues]

It's a cookbook! It's a cookbook!

Maurice

Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs. Yes. Everybody, please, calm down. Let go of his tail. Separate those two, would you, please? You over here, and you, over there. Everybody, Shh... Calm down, people, OK? Ugh. Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah. You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go.

King Julien

Now, everybody, we all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York Giants. Yes, Willie?

I like them.

Mort

I like them. I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them, I liked them!

King Julien

Yes, yes. Yes! We get it…

Mort

When I saw them, I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them…

Julien

Oh, shut up! You're so annoying!! [Pauses out of the park and Mort chuckles] Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded fossa.

THE FOSSA! THE FOSSA ARE ATTACKING!! [screams] AAHHH!!

It's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!

Julien

All right! Please. Please, Maurice.

Maurice

Shh! Quiet!! Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.

King Julien

So, my genius plan is this: We will make the New York Giants our friends and keep them close. Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded fossa ever again! [Everyone all agrees.] I thought of that! I thought of that! Yes! Me! I did.

Maurice

Hold on, hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinking now. I mean, does anyone wonder why the fossa were so scared of Mr. Alex? I mean, maybe we should be scared too. What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the fossa?! [Lemurs gasp in shock] I'm telling you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!

King Julien

Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. [Chameleon uses the typewriter] Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good. So shut up. When the New York Giants wake up, we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. [Laughing] Now, who would like a cookie?
[Lemurs cheer.]