A character in Madagascar (2005)

Lemurs quotes from Madagascar (2005)

Madagascar (2005) · 126 quotes

In 5 of the 126 quotes from Madagascar (2005)
Most scenes with: Julien (5), Marty the Zebra (4), Melman the Giraffe (4)

Scenes with Lemurs

5 scenes
Maurice
[Meanwhile in the jungle, the lemurs have gathered at an old airplane for a meeting.]

Everybody, calm down. Come on. Into your chairs. Yes. Everybody, please, calm down. Let go of his tail. Separate those two, would you, please? You over here, and you, over there. Everybody, Shh... Calm down, people, OK? Ugh. Now, presenting your royal highness, the illustrious blah, blah, blah. You know, et cetera, et cetera. Hooray. Let's go.

King Julien

Now, everybody, we all have great curiosity about our guests, the New York Giants. Yes, Willie?

Willie the lemur

I like them.

Mort

I like them. I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them, I liked them!

King Julien

Yes, yes. Yes! We get it…

Mort

When I saw them, I liked them right away. You hate them compared to how much I like them…

Julien

Oh, shut up! You're so annoying!! [Pauses out of the park and Mort chuckles] Now, for as long as we can remember, we have been attacked and eaten by the dreaded fossa.

Lemur

THE FOSSA! THE FOSSA ARE ATTACKING!! [screams] AAHHH!!

Lemur 2
[Everyone all screamed and panic, the one of the lemurs jumps out the old airplane and the glass breaks apart.] [holds up a book titled "To Serve Lemur"]

It's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!

Julien

All right! Please. Please, Maurice.

Maurice

Shh! Quiet!! Come on, y'all. They're not attacking us this very instant.

King Julien
[All lemurs sigh in relief as Julien continues to prepare his plan that will succeed]

So, my genius plan is this: We will make the New York Giants our friends and keep them close. Then, with Mr. Alex protecting us, we will be safe and never have to worry about the dreaded fossa ever again! [Everyone all agrees.] I thought of that! I thought of that! Yes! Me! I did.

Maurice

Hold on, hold on, everybody. Hold on. I'm just thinking now. I mean, does anyone wonder why the fossa were so scared of Mr. Alex? I mean, maybe we should be scared too. What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the fossa?! [Lemurs gasp in shock] I'm telling you, that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies!

King Julien

Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore, your heinous comment will be stricken from the record. [Chameleon uses the typewriter] Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good. So shut up. When the New York Giants wake up, we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. [Laughing] Now, who would like a cookie?
[Lemurs cheer.]

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Other characters in Madagascar

Alex the Lion Ben Stiller Marty the Zebra Chris Rock Gloria the Hippo Jada Pinkett Smith Melman the Giraffe David Schwimmer Mason the Chimp Conrad Vernon Julien Sacha Baron Cohen King Julian the Lemur Skipper the Penguin Tom McGrath Maurice the Aye-Aye Cedric the Entertainer Mort the Cute Lemur Andy Richter Kowalski Chris Miller Private Christopher Knights Announcer Eric Darnell Fossa Rico Jeffrey Katzenberg