Alex Trebek
For eight-hundred dollars, this chemical dye's found in ninety-five percent of all cosmetic products.
Larry Cummings Diarrhœa. [audience laughs] What? Oh, oh, oh, sorry! Sorry. What is diarrhœa?
Tied for most-quoted character in The Life of Larry (1995): in 8 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve (4)
Luke, this is your landlord. You still haven't returned my weed whacker.
Scenes with Larry
7 scenes Larry Cummings Larry Cummings It says here there's another state that's goin'a abolish the death penalty.
Lois Cummings
Oh, is that right?
Larry Cummings Yeah, instead they make ya share a popsicle with Tom Waits.
Larry Cummings [to Lois Cummings]
But, it's a miracle when you think about it. Idn't it, y'know? This, this whole, this-this "birth" thing. Like, I mean, y'know, wha-what happens? I unload, uh-uh-uh—a whole batch of this—these, uh, these little reproductive apostrophes in-in-into your, uh, y'know, uh-uh-uh "miracle bucket," and then, nine months later, Milt comes out, y'know? I mean, it's-it's—it's-it's-uh, for me, it's got the same kind of, uh, uh, y'know, awe-inspiring mystique as-as-as, like, Shrinky Dinks.
For God sakes, people are trying to sleep around here.
Larry Whoa, a dog that speaks English!
What
What?
Larry Y'know, once I had a Jack Russell Terrier that spoke Dutch, but I-eh-I couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Uh, Larry, it says here your licence was suspended.
Larry Oh, n-no; th-th-they just took it away temporarily.
Larry How do you feel, Steve?
Like Agamemnon after the fury of Clytemnestra.
Larry Hell, ye—who?
Larry I-I think I know what I'm talking about, alright? Alright? I-I-I didn't spend twelve years in Kindergarten 'cause I'm stupid.
Why, then?
Larry I got my foot caught in the radiator.
