Steve [to a passerby at the pound]
Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you.
Tied for most-quoted character in The Life of Larry (1995): in 8 of its 22 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry (4)
Hi, there. My name's Steve. I'm a dog—in-in case you're, um, well, stupid.
More lines from Steve
3 quotes Steve Steve Just my luck that the only person who could hear me had the IQ of a flank steak.
Steve I'm house-broken, I'm neutered, and I'm well-versed in the works of Chaucer.
Scenes with Steve
4 scenes[to Lois Cummings]
But, it's a miracle when you think about it. Idn't it, y'know? This, this whole, this-this "birth" thing. Like, I mean, y'know, wha-what happens? I unload, uh-uh-uh—a whole batch of this—these, uh, these little reproductive apostrophes in-in-into your, uh, y'know, uh-uh-uh "miracle bucket," and then, nine months later, Milt comes out, y'know? I mean, it's-it's—it's-it's-uh, for me, it's got the same kind of, uh, uh, y'know, awe-inspiring mystique as-as-as, like, Shrinky Dinks.
Steve For God sakes, people are trying to sleep around here.
Steve Uh, Larry, it says here your licence was suspended.
Oh, n-no; th-th-they just took it away temporarily.
How do you feel, Steve?
Steve Like Agamemnon after the fury of Clytemnestra.
Hell, ye—who?
I-I think I know what I'm talking about, alright? Alright? I-I-I didn't spend twelve years in Kindergarten 'cause I'm stupid.
Steve Why, then?
I got my foot caught in the radiator.
