You going to college, too, someday?
T Todd
I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law.
Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed?
T Todd
Definitely. I'll go grab it.
Cool. Thanks, Todd. [Todd walks off] **** home run, Todd.
...
J Joy
It makes me sad to think of my little sister sitting in that sad little house, waiting for her son to be perfect.
J Joy
Then you're wasting all of this. All of it's getting wasted. You're a mess.
M Marjorie
You're wasted.
J Joy
Mom would be so disappoin... Mom would be disappointed in you.
M Marjorie
You're the one who's always wasted.
J Joy
You're wasting. It's like leaving food on the table. [Chuckles derisively] Come on. Let me take you out.
M Marjorie
It's so hard to meet people. I'm totally open.
J Joy
No, it's... I mean, God... You're not open at all.
M Marjorie
It's really hard to meet people.
J Joy
You're a liar. You're not open. "Hard to meet people"?
M Marjorie
I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like...
J Joy
You meet... You meet a hundred people a night. People who were shot...
M Marjorie
Yeah, they're shot. They're- they're, uh, they're criminals.
J Joy
Stop limiting yourself.
M Marjorie
Who am I gonna meet?
J Joy
Stop limiting yourself.
M Marjorie
But I'm at the hospital.
J Joy
Yeah. They're not all criminals. You meet people at work. That's what it's...
M Marjorie
Some of them are victims.
Scott's cousin: You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, just-just, just to try it.
I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm- I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so...
J Joy
Then you're gonna need some money.
Scott's cousin: Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips.
M Marjorie
Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay?
Scott's cousin: If you're good at it, you can become a waiter.
Why are you offering me a job anyway?
Scott's cousin: Because I told your father I'd always look out for you.
How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost?
J Joy
That's not witty, Scott.
Scott's cousin: Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me.
Scott's uncle: I find it funny.
J Joy
It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
Scott's cousin: Okay, we lost a few guys in an ICE raid.
J Joy
Maybe you should work and go to college.
Scott's uncle: College is bullshit!
J Joy
Oh.
Scott's uncle: You know who went to Harvard? The Unabomber. You know who went to Temple? Bill Cosby. You know who else who went to Temple? Ted Bundy. You know who went to Hofstra? Bernie Madoff. You know who went to Wharton? Donald Trump. It's all a scam.
Okay, well, maybe I shouldn't go, then.
Scott's uncle: Oh, no, you'll have the time of your life.
SS Spongebob Squarepants
[Scott is lying on couch watching TV and smoking]
Hello. Okay, let's see my to-do list.
Claire's friend: Yo, we're finished packing the car. You want to come out and say goodbye or...?
Oh, well, yeah, this is almost over.
Claire's friend: No, like, we're leaving.
Oh. She's leaving? [Gets up]
Claire's friend: Like, to go to college, you know?
Oh, oh, my bad.
Claire's friend: Yeah, four years, so...
[Following Claire's friend]
Oh, all right.
Claire's friend: Let's go. [Scott turns head to glance at TV] Nope, like... [Scott gets pulled out door by wrist] Go. Come on.
...
M Marjorie
Uh, don't worry about me, okay? This is really hard right now. [Hugs Claire]
[Voice cracking]
You don't seem fine.
M Marjorie
I'm so proud of you. I love you. Uh, okay. You're the light of my life.
Oh. Okay. [To Scott] Thanks for helping us pack the car.
I'm sorry. I didn't realize you guys were done already.
Be nice to Mom. And please respond to my texts.
I will. Don't worry about it. And, um... I-I'll come visit you at some point.
Okay. All right. [Hugs Scott] Yeah. [Walks to vehicle] I love you.
M Marjorie
Hey. Uh... I was thinking of finally seeing that Game of Thrones. Should I binge it?
Oh, it's a, it's a pretty violent show. You sure you could watch that?
M Marjorie
I work in an emergency room.
Right, yeah. So, you could probably handle a good pillage.
M Marjorie
Yeah. Okay, well, maybe I'll start watching it.
M Marjorie
You watch it with me?
Um, well, I actually just kind of finished it, so I-I don't... It's really fresh in my mind, so I-I would probably...
I can watch some of them. Uh, I don't think I can watch all of them again, but...
I'll see you later, then.
