[After downstairs neighbor Katrina flirts outrageously with David.]
You don't think she was completely un-classy and predatory?
Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.
David Abbot
Mark Ruffalo · 26 quotes
Elizabeth Masterson
Reese Witherspoon · 25 quotes
Jack Houriskey
Donal Logue · 9 quotes
Katrina
Ivana Miličević · 7 quotes
Abby
Dina Spybey-Waters · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Elizabeth Masterson & David Abbot (15), David Abbot & Jack Houriskey (4), Elizabeth Masterson & Jack Houriskey (4)
Just Like Heaven quotes
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[An intangible Elizabeth coaches David in helping a collapsed restaurant patron.]
What's wrong with him?
It's a tension pneumothorax.
I think it's a tension nemothaxer.
Pneumothorax.
Pneumothaxer.
Pneumothorax.
Pneuma… pneumathurman!
Never mind.
Never mind!
[The pair has located Elizabeth's comatose body in a hospital.]
Oh, my God, it's you. It's you, it's really you. You're, you're not dead, you're alive.
I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
Well, it's way better than dead!
Come on, nothing happened.
What did you say to her?
Um… that I was seeing someone.
Honestly?
Well, I didn't mention that, uh, I was the only one who could.
[Elizabeth's life support is due to be terminated shortly.]
Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
What are you talking about?
Lizzie, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
How?
I'm gonna steal your body!
Fine,fine. If she is really there tell me, tell me what I have behind my back. Rock, paper, or scissor.
Rock!
Rock!
Scissors!
Scissors!
Paper!
Paper!
Rock, again!
Rock,again!
Are you flipping her off?
[Despite his doubts, Jack is helping to remove Elizabeth's body from the hospital.]
David, tell him thank you.
Jack? We're really grateful.
I'm not doing it for you.
Well, then why are you doing it?
Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead.
If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget.
This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open...
[on the phone with his realtor Grace]
Grace, this is David. The people who rented me this apartment, do you have their number?
Grace Why, is something wrong?
No, I was just wondering about the previous tenant, that’s all.
Grace Well, the woman I was dealing with didn't really want to talk about it. Some family matter.
So you think the tenant died?
Grace You’d better hope so, that’s the only way to get off this month by month thing and get a real lease.
Well, that’s not exactly what I meant.
Grace Come on, David, grow up, it’s got a view, it’s got a fireplace, people would kill their grandmothers for a lot less in this city.
Father Flanagan
(while splashing holy water on the wood floor)
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
Grace David, it’s Grace. Well, you are the luckiest man in San Francisco.
Thank you, why do you say that?
Grace You know the apartment you are renting, they are now willing to give you a nice long lease.
How long a lease?
Grace Really long and I am going to bring it over and I will talk to you tomorrow.
Wait, why now?
Grace Well it’s a real sad story, you know the tenant is in some kind of coma or something, and it is what it is, so they are going to pull the plug, but get this, they are going to throw in that couch you like. David?
[David hangs up on Grace, shocked.]
[Elizabeth’s life support is due to be terminated shortly]
Suddenly I know what I'm supposed to do. Because this time I can do something.
What are you talking about?
Elizabeth, when we first met, I kept saying you were dead. But it was me that was dead, and you brought me back. You saved me. And now it's my turn to save you.
How?
I'm gonna steal your body.
[On the street, as they approach David's truck]
David, what are you thinking? You can't do this!
Why can't I?
Because you'll go to jail.
So what? If something happens to you, do you think I care where I'll be? At least this'll buy us a little more time.
You know them. You'll talk me through it.
[David is trying to convince Jack that Elizabeth is with them]
If your friend's really behind me, ask her what I'm doing with my hand. Rock, paper, or scissors.
Rock!
Rock!
Scissors!
Scissors!
Paper!
Paper!
Rock, again!
Rock, again!
Are you flipping her off? [angrily] You're flipping her off!
[Jack, slightly creeped out, nervously checks behind him.] (nervously)
What? How did you - okay, okay, sometimes people with mental or emotional disturbances can have psychic moments, all right? But even if she was real, do you know what you're risking for this woman?
Yes!
WHY?
BECAUSE I LOVE HER! (Calms down) I love her. (faces Elizabeth) I do. I love you.