[on the phone with his realtor Grace]

Grace, this is David. The people who rented me this apartment, do you have their number?

Why, is something wrong?

No, I was just wondering about the previous tenant, that’s all.

Well, the woman I was dealing with didn't really want to talk about it. Some family matter.

So you think the tenant died?

You’d better hope so, that’s the only way to get off this month by month thing and get a real lease.

Well, that’s not exactly what I meant.

Come on, David, grow up, it’s got a view, it’s got a fireplace, people would kill their grandmothers for a lot less in this city.