David, tell him thank you.
We're really grateful, Jack.
I'm not doing it for you.
Well, then why are you doing it?
Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help moving a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
Oh my God. David -
I know, she’s pretty, right?
That’s really sweet, but we've gotta go.
No, that’s not it, this is her. This is the woman I set you up with, this is the woman you stood up that night!
And she didn't make it either, because she had an accident...[David turns to face Elizabeth]
How do you know her?
I'm friends with her sister, Abby, we went out years ago.
I knew I'd seen him before...That’s J.J.!
Jack is J.J.?
What did you just — No one's called me J.J. since college.
He’s older and hairier, but it’s him.
He’s the one who tongued Abby at the wedding?
How the hell do you know that? Nobody knows that.
It’s Elizabeth!
Oh-oh my god. She really is here, isn't she?
I told you!
Well, let’s get her on the gurney, I don’t want them killing Abby’s little sister!