Joe Dirt quotes
Page 2 of 4YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FUH-REAK. You're goin' to Hell, man, but it was worth it.
Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.
Now, this ain't no flapjack. I'll go real easy. I won't look.
And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"
Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.
God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.
His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.
I don't care about this, and I don't care about these! And I hope I never see you again for the next twenty-five years!
I got the poo on me!!
I thought I had broken my ass bone
I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...
I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.
I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin!
It does what it's told. [Often falsely credited to the film Silence of the Lambs]