Joe Dirt Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look. Joe Dirt My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool. Joe Dirt And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.