“Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't...” – Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Joe Dirt 2001

Joe Dirt David Spade

[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch]

Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.

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