Zander Kelly What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.
Played by Dennis Miller 
Joe Dirt (2001) · 57 quotes
Joe Dirt (2001) · 57 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Joe Dirt (2001): in 6 of its 57 quotes
A line from Zander KellyNow, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
More lines from Zander Kelly
5 quotes Zander Kelly Zander Kelly God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.
Zander Kelly Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
Zander Kelly Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.
Zander Kelly Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.
