Joe Dirt quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote That shit'll buff out.

View Quote There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

View Quote Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

View Quote Turn it up.

View Quote Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.

View Quote What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

View Quote When bad pets go bad, dang.

View Quote Where's my supplies?

View Quote Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

View Quote Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

View Quote Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.

View Quote You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

View Quote You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

View Quote [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt