It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
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Page 3 of 4It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
Life's a garden, dig it.
Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
My face and your ass... I mean, your ass and my face.
My name is Joe Dirt?, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.
Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
Oh for christ sakes, HERE! [sends AutoTrader down well]
ohforchristsakes, HERE! [sends AutoTrader down well]
Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.
Say it, don't spray it brother. Dang!
That shit'll buff out.
There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.
Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.