IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
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Kickin’ Wing You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoof beats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn't work anymore.
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Joe Dirt Nah, I'm cool.
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