Jackass: The Movie 2002 quotes, page 3

I am so glad I turned this idea down.

I can't believe he got that far!

I fell and busted my ass, that's what's ****in' wrong!

I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just going to kill myself once I lose my weiner.

I have bad news written all over me.

I think I'm a little concussed.

I'm here with Eric Koston and Clyde Singleton and today I'm gonna 50-50 this rail and... or try to.

I'm not too excited about this skit, it's not my favorite I've ever done, because there's a toy car in my butt. But this is the "Butt X-Ray".

I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete **** idiot.

I'm Weeman and this is a big cone.

Knoxville knocked my nuts in half!

Now you're getting crazy with this shit. Ape! He's starting to lose it! Jesus Christ! Ape! I need toilet paper!

Oh ****, I feel like I have to shit my ass!

Ryan Dunn: I could sure go for a Miller High Life...

So we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan, so we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks. [Proceeds to ride roller skates with rockets attached in Tokyo alley ways]