Johnny Knoxville
30 quotes
Steve-O
14 quotes
Bam Margera
12 quotes
Ryan Dunn
10 quotes
Chris Pontius
7 quotes
Henry Rollins
3 quotes
Jason "Wee-Man" Acua
3 quotes
Jeff Tremaine
3 quotes
Spike Jonze
3 quotes
Butterbean
2 quotes
Chris Raab
1 quote
Eric Koston
1 quote
Phil Margera
1 quote
Rake Yohn
1 quote
Most scenes together: Johnny Knoxville & Bam Margera (2)
Jackass: The Movie quotes
Page 5 of 6[After waking Phil up with fire works]
Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
[From extended footage, on phone]
How much does Rake hate mustard? [To cameraman] This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.
[Giving off camera direction to Jason "Wee-Man" Acuna]
Kick yourself in the head, wee man.
[Laughing at Dave England who has soiled himself]
Oh shit, I'm taking a cab back to the hotel!
[Opening narration]
WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to see.
[Playing with a string attached to his penis]
Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
[Preparing to pole-vault into a septic river]
Yeah, I've **** been there before, dudes. It sucks.