Chris Pontius
[To Tokyo fortune telling senior man]
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying! [Rips off tracksuit and starts dancing causing the fortune teller to run out of the booth]
A line from Chris Pontius
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just going to kill myself once I lose my weiner.
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Chris Pontius
[After being swatted by a wild puma cat while wearing a foam rubber mouse costume]
I don't like him. He's mean.
Chris Pontius
Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.
Chris Pontius
[Playing with a string attached to his penis]
Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass.
Chris Pontius
[Puts the "Muscle Stimulator" on crotch]
Right, let's zap my nuts.
Scenes with Chris Pontius
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Steve-O
We're in Okinawa right now, and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks, but first...
Chris Pontius
We need to go rub one out.