Bam Margera
[After waking Phil up with fire works]
Hey Phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight.
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Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
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Bam Margera
[From extended footage, on phone]
How much does Rake hate mustard? [To cameraman] This is Rake's mom and she says I wouldn't be able to have children in my future.
Bam Margera
This is Sweaty Fat ****s. [Tony Hawk and Mat Hoffman hit Bam in the testicles]
Bam Margera
[Referring to father Phil's obesity]
Look at Phil's tummy.
Bam Margera
[About the upset customer in the store]
He was so bummed! He went there to buy QTips and he just got bummed because there was a fight going on!
Bam Margera
[After getting a surprise haircut]
Eh! What the ****!
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Bam Margera
Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say "****" by the end of this movie.
April Margera
[After seeing an alligator in her house]
That is the scariest **** thing I ever saw in my whole life!
Johnny Knoxville
[Dazed, holding head after a golf cart skit]
I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... ****.
Bam Margera
Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
Bam Margera
[After Dunn puts a toy car in his rectum]
So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you?
Steve-O
Well, no, I...
Bam Margera
Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack!
Steve-O
Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said; "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... you know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more. [Laughs]
Bam Margera
We wanted to see if you would run here with a car up your ass!
Ryan Dunn
No, I ain't running anywhere. It's scary enough to walk.
Johnny Knoxville
That had bad news written all over it.
Bam Margera
Dunn can't drive for shit!