Steve-O
[Preparing to pole-vault into a septic river]
Yeah, I've **** been there before, dudes. It sucks.
A line from Steve-O
So we're finding it a little bit chilly in Japan, so we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks. [Proceeds to ride roller skates with rockets attached in Tokyo alley ways]
More lines from Steve-O
7 quotes
Steve-O
[After firing rockets out of anus]
Like, an ember fell right on my cornhole, dude!
Steve-O
[Referring to getting a full tattoo on back of himself giving both thumbs up]
Yeah dude!
Steve-O
I am so glad I turned this idea down.
Steve-O
Dude they're telling me the parasites in there can **** crawl through your anything like even my dick hole, I'm like so I wanted to put like a rubber on, but no one has a rubber. Dude **** after all that pussy and my dick goes down because of this shit
Steve-O
[While preparing the wasabi to snort it]
Chopsticks are so stupid!
Steve-O
That's Danger Ehren, a.k.a. "Who?" and that's Dave England, a.k.a. "Why?"
Scenes with Steve-O
6 scenes
Bam Margera
[After Dunn puts a toy car in his rectum]
So, why couldn't you do this, because your dad would disown you?
Steve-O
Well, no, I...
Bam Margera
Dude, you drank wine off a dude's ass crack!
Steve-O
Well, my dad never saw that, never told him that. I just went to him and said; "Listen, Dad, we're going hard these days, and there's some ideas floating around," and I just mentioned the toy-car-in-the-butt thing. And then he said... you know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurts so much more. [Laughs]
Ryan Dunn
I'm surrounded by cacti, for ****'s sake... IT'S CACTI!
Steve-O
It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn
Whatever it is, it hurts!
Steve-O
[on "Butt-x-ray"]
If Ryan was an animal, what would he be?
Manny Puig
This doesn't happen in nature.
Steve-O
[Laughs]
I ran straight into a crocodile! Oh, my God!
Jeff Tremaine
Why can't you walk on a tightrope?
Steve-O
[Shrugs, scratches head]
I dunno.
Steve-O
[In opening of "Butt-x-ray"]
So, is there any, like, real reason, why would someone stick something like that in his ass?
Ed the medic
No.
Steve-O
We're in Okinawa right now, and we're about to go swim with some whale sharks, but first...
Chris Pontius
We need to go rub one out.