What about me?
You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!
Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw
Rupert Everett · 25 quotes
John Brown/Inspector Gadget
19 quotes
Sykes
10 quotes
Brenda Bradford
Joely Fisher · 8 quotes
RoboGadget
Matthew Broderick · 8 quotes
Penny
Michelle Trachtenberg · 7 quotes
Most scenes together: Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw & Sykes (9), Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw & Kramer (9), Kramer & Sykes (6)
Inspector Gadget quotes
Page 3 of 4Do you know how to dance?
Well, I've been taking lessons a long ago and...
Shut up and dance!
(RoboGadget unleashes two machine guns)
Hey, why did you do that? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common. It's just that I have nicer teeth. We should be working together, be partners. Together, you and I could rule the world.
You should have quit while you were ahead.
(Inspector Gadget tosses RoboGadget's head to the river)
You know how to dance, don't ya?
Actually, I was taking lessons not too long ago, in the hope that one day I might--
Uh-oh.
Chief Quimby [After Gadget had grabbed the wrong set of balls, causing the Guru to scream in a pitchable voice]
Well, I guess $6 million doesn’t buy what it used to. [laughs]
Excuse me. [goes to the Guru’s aid and an ambulance is called from offscreen]
Inspector Gadget
[before end credits]
Wowzer! [his shoe opens up and a rocket shoots out and Inspector Gadget and Brenda kiss]
Gadgetmobile
A happy ending. Ah, what could be better than true love? [sees red Volkswagen beetle] Whoo-hoo! Cute little bug. Wait up, Fraulein! [horn honks] Did you know I speak German? [follows Red Volkswagen beetle] Farfegnugen, baby!
[Dr. Claw interrupts Brenda and John's dancing.]
May I cut in? [John and Brenda look at Dr. Claw.] Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
We were?
Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. [whispers to Brenda] I was obese. [chuckles] Maybe you remember me like this. [mimics a fat face]
[gasps; remembers]
Yes! [Dr. Claw and Brenda laugh] Wow! [Dr. Claw stops laughing] Well, i-it's nice to see you again.
Well, it's really nice seeing you. You look...different.
Minions
Hi, Sykes.
And I'm a minion. But it's been 30 days since I last kissed up to anyone!
[the other minions cheer and applaud]
[Gadget hits window after using grappling hook.]
John! [mutes TV] What happened?! I'll go get Scolex. Maybe he can help.
Brenda, it's not safe here! Scolex is a liar, and a thief, and-- Well, let's just say he's not a very good guy! Go home! Lock your doors! Stay alive! Whatever happens, I will find you!
[Gadget tugs at cord; is pulled out of the window and plunges into a ventilator.]
Whoa! Too far. :[Falls down ventilation shaft into Scolex' laboratory; sees the robotic foot on a plinth, surrounded by alarms]. Wowser! I knew it. You'll pay for this, Scolex. Go-go suction shoes!
[Inspector Gadget removes RoboGadget's head.]
Hey. Hey. What'd you do that for? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common, except that I have nicer teeth. I thought we could work together, be partners. Together, you and I could RULE THE WORLD!
You should've quit while you were ahead. [pauses and cringes at the cheesy pun, then tosses RoboGadget's head to the river]
CANNONBALL!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[last words; nearing the end of the end credits]
Wow! You made it through the credits, and we didn't offer you anything for free! Movie audiences are the best audiences in the world. Now, get out, go home, leave, vamoose. You got to go. I am tired. Please go home, go home, go home, go home. Good night, Riverton!
How about I say "In the name of justice"?
Just Claw. One word. Like Madonna
Stop the car, Sykes. I wanna enjoy this.
Sykes, release the remote control robots now.