Brick, retrieve my darts. McKibble, serve my tea.
McKibble I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
McKibble We're vicious minions, not valets.
McKibble (Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose)
One sugar or two?
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million evil high-rising headquarters?
What do you think happened to it?! When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets but if I have to pull the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
McKibble I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
McKibble We're vicious minions, not valets.
McKibble (Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)
One sugar, or two?
(Dr. Claw lets go)
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
(Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
McKibble Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
What's the plan this time?
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
(turns off the TV and crushes the remote)
Not for long.
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
McKibble Yeah. I don't see how.
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
McKibble Yeah.
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
TG Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Bartender (spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget)
What do you want?
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender What'll you have?
Bartender Milk?
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
McKibble Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja Hi-ya.
McKibble Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender (gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)
Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
(After drinking a chocolate milk)
Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender Anything Else I Can Get You.
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender (grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry)
Why, you…
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
S Squint
(A furious tough guy roars as they got into a bar brawl)
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
McKibble Immediately.
Did You Hear That, Brain?
(Screaming)
Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
McKibble (sees the cops coming)
The Cops. Come on, This way.
S Squint
Let's get out of here.
We can hide in my mom's house.
(getting Punched by Tough Guys)
Oh, I Can See You're Upset.
Bartender Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
TG Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys)
Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
TG Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
