Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 9 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Claw (8), McKibble (7), Penny (4)
Brick, retrieve my darts. McKibble, serve my tea.
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick Yeah!
We're vicious minions, not valets.
Two.
Brick Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million evil high-rising headquarters?
What do you think happened to it?! When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets but if I have to pull the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
That's why you are gentlemen and I'm an evil genius.
Brick He's got a point.
Yeah.
We are going to build the ultimate superweapon but haven't got much time. We need to be ready in ten days because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 am, the Ex-1 force satellite would be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knicknacks.
Brick Yum. I love knicknacks.
As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...
Brick I know this one. The ruby.
Yes, but a big ruby say about 15000 karats.
Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
At the Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unload by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We will go for a visit and have a fundraising of our own.
Brick Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Not again.
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
Brick He's still after us!
McKibble, lose him.
Brick He's on the roof!
On the roof?
Uncle Gadget, help!
McKibble, get him off!
Take some of this, Gadget!
Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Brick Yeah!
We're vicious minions, not valets.
One sugar, or two?
Two.
Brick Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
Brick What's the plan this time?
Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
Brick We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
Brick How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
Yeah. I don't see how.
That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
Brick He's got a point.
Yeah.
We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Brick Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
Okay, here we are.
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Hi, there, fellas.
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Bartender What do you want?
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender What'll you have?
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender Milk?
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Hey, Brain. This way.
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Brick Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja Hi-ya.
Brick I think I see why now.
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender Anything Else I Can Get You.
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender Why, you…
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
Immediately.
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Let's get out of here.
Brick We can hide in my mom's house.
Bartender Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Oh, my head.
Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Wowsers, she's Good.
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
Brick That means thime has stopped.
That's what I said.
Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Uncle Gadget.
