I never need backup.
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 10 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Inspector Gadget (5), Penny (2), Chief Quimby (2)
I work alone.
More lines from G2
3 quotesI guess if you have lemons, make lemonade.
Looks like this case is about wrapped up. Hey, I just made a joke.
Scenes with G2
6 scenesGadget, I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.
That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within a 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
What happened?
I reactivated you.
Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?
Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.
Inspector, are you saying you like me?
Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly profrssional.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
They're alive!
They're alive! They're alive!
They're alive!
Uncle Gadget!
I'm so worried about you.
Good work, Penny.
Thanks to you, too.
Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.
Well, that's very bit of you, G2.
I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...
Don't mention it.
Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...
Yes, yes, I get the picture.
Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
(Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)
Okay, here we are.
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Hi, there, fellas.
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
What do you want?
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
What'll you have?
Nice tall glass of milk.
Milk?
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Hey, Brain. This way.
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Hi-ya.
I think I see why now.
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Anything Else I Can Get You.
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Why, you…
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
Immediately.
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Let's get out of here.
We can hide in my mom's house.
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Oh, my head.
Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Wowsers, she's Good.
Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
You'll never get away with this, Claw!
We'll see.
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
