A character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

G2 quotes from Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

Elaine Hendrix

4th most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 10 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Inspector Gadget (5), Penny (2), Chief Quimby (2)

A line from G2

I work alone.

More lines from G2

3 quotes
G2

Looks like this case is about wrapped up. Hey, I just made a joke.

Scenes with G2

6 scenes

Gadget, I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.

That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within a 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.

G2

Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?

G2

What happened?

I reactivated you.

G2

Inspector Gadget, why you'd do that?

Well, I hate to see a good detective being recycled and I always have great admiration for your investigating abilities.

G2

Inspector, are you saying you like me?

Well, I suppose, in a man of speaking. Strictly profrssional.

G2
(Inspector Gadget tap his hat to stop the heart icon)

Thank you.

You're welcome.

G2

Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.

Well, that's very bit of you, G2.

G2

I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...

Don't mention it.

G2

Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...

Yes, yes, I get the picture.

G2

Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.
(Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)

Okay, here we are.

Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)

Tough Guys
(stares at Inspector Gadget)

Hi, there, fellas.

Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.

Monkey
(chattering)
Bartender
(spits out a germ and clean a cup then sees Inspector Gadget)

What do you want?

Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.

Bartender

What'll you have?

Nice tall glass of milk.

Bartender

Milk?

I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.

Hey, Brain. This way.

Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".

Ninja? Why did they call you that?

Ninja

Hi-ya.

I think I see why now.

Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.

Bartender
(gives Inspector Gadget a chocolate milk)

Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk

Monkey
[chattering]
(After drinking a chocolate milk)

Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.

Bartender

Anything Else I Can Get You.

Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)

Bartender

Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.

What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.

Bartender

Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.

Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.

Bartender
(grabs the grease in his fist and gets angry)

Why, you…

Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.

Squint
(A furious tough guy roars as they got into a bar brawl)

So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?

Immediately.

Did You Hear That, Brain?

(Screaming)

Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!

(Snoring)
(sees the cops coming)

The Cops. Come on, This way.

Squint

Let's get out of here.

Minions
(shouting)

We can hide in my mom's house.

(getting Punched by Tough Guys)

Oh, I Can See You're Upset.

Bartender

Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!

Tough Guys
(Laughing, then Punch Inspector Gadget)

Oh, my head.

G2
(Walks in the bar and confronts the Tough Guys)

Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.

Bartender

Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.

G2

Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)

Wowsers, she's Good.

Monkey
(Chattering)
Tough Guys
(got arrested and screaming as they got defeated)
Mayor Wilson

Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!

You'll never get away with this, Claw!

We'll see.

[still laughing]

G2, see!

G2

Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.

Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.

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