Dr. Claw Looks like Gadget finally found his true calling.
Played by Tony Martin 
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 24 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Brick (8), McKibble (8), Penny (4)
Gadget's goose is cooked. More like, deep fried and burned into crisp.
More lines from Dr. Claw
9 quotes Dr. Claw Dr. Claw Everyone, pay attention. Who could tell me what we need next to build a superweapon? The laser. The new experimental protiod laser thats being unvail at the Riverton science convention. But to take it, we are going to need a little diversion.
Dr. Claw Wrong, Gadget, crime always pay.
Dr. Claw Greetings, mayor, I hope we don't mind drop in at your little party. Everybody, stop right where you are. The festivities has just begun and I promised it's gonna be a gas, laughing gas, that is. That's it. Laugh it up, Riverton, 'cause I'm having the last laugh now.
Dr. Claw Oh, the lady Gadget. I'm so forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my magnetic charm.
Dr. Claw (about Penny)
Well, if it isn't Mini-Gadget.
Dr. Claw Don't worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
Dr. Claw I always like my Gadget well done.
Dr. Claw You may have won this round but I'll get you next time, Gadget.
Scenes with Dr. Claw
14 scenes Dr. Claw Brick, retrieve my darts. McKibble, serve my tea.
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Yeah!
We're vicious minions, not valets.
Dr. Claw Two.
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million evil high-rising headquarters?
Dr. Claw What do you think happened to it?! When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets but if I have to pull the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
Dr. Claw That's why you are gentlemen and I'm an evil genius.
He's got a point.
Yeah.
Dr. Claw We are going to build the ultimate superweapon but haven't got much time. We need to be ready in ten days because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 am, the Ex-1 force satellite would be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knicknacks.
Yum. I love knicknacks.
Dr. Claw As I was saying, the third item to complete my superweapon...
I know this one. The ruby.
Dr. Claw Yes, but a big ruby say about 15000 karats.
Your Clawsomeness, where we gonna find a rock that big?
Dr. Claw At the Riverton Museum. The ruby will be unload by the Rajah of India Wednesday night at the Mayor's fundraising. We will go for a visit and have a fundraising of our own.
Claw, you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.
Of your demise?
Dr. Claw I do enjoy your sense of humor.
The gig is up, Claw. You're under arrest for kidnapping, bank robbery, breaking out of prison, and general all around evil.
Dr. Claw The gig is most certainly not up. In fact, the gig is just started. You want me to play dentist with your niece?
Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.
Dr. Claw Not again.
Oh, Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw Not to worry. Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.
He's still after us!
Dr. Claw McKibble, lose him.
He's on the roof!
On the roof?
Uncle Gadget, help!
Dr. Claw McKibble, get him off!
Take some of this, Gadget!
Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up.
Dr. Claw You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family and there's a news: too bad you didn't listen to her when you have the chance.
Penny? Penny?
Dr. Claw Now it's time to say goodbye to me and to your partner.
(Dr. Claw drops Penny off the truck)
Dr. Claw It's Gadget again! There's only one way to get rid of the pest. McKibble, run him over.
Runover roadkill coming right up!
Dr. Claw Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!
I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.
Yeah!
We're vicious minions, not valets.
(Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)
One sugar, or two?
Dr. Claw Two.
(Dr. Claw lets go)
Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?
Dr. Claw WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!
Dr. Claw (Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)
When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.
Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.
What's the plan this time?
Dr. Claw Watch and see. (turns on the TV)
TV Anchor The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.
Dr. Claw (turns off the TV and crushes the remote)
Not for long.
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!
Dr. Claw Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.
How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.
Yeah. I don't see how.
Dr. Claw That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.
He's got a point.
Yeah.
Dr. Claw We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.
Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)
Mayor Wilson Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
You'll never get away with this, Claw!
Dr. Claw We'll see.
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Dr. Claw Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
Riverton is in a deep freeze your clawcity
That means thime has stopped.
That's what I said.
Dr. Claw Good, now we won't have any trouble with traffic.
Uncle Gadget.
Dr. Claw WHAAT??? It's Gadget again! There's only one way to deal with a pest. McKibble, run him over.
One order of road kill coming right up!
