A scene from Inspector Gadget 2 2003
Dr. Claw

Brick, retrieve my darts! McKibble, serve my tea!

McKibble

I don't see why we gotta retrieve your darts and serve your tea.

Brick

Yeah!

McKibble

We're vicious minions, not valets.

McKibble

(Dr. Claw pinches McKibble's nose. McKibble groans in pain, and chuckles)

One sugar, or two?

Dr. Claw

Two.

Brick

(Dr. Claw lets go)

Here, boss. Dr. Claw, the place is a dump. What happened to your multi-million dollar high-rise evil headquarters?

Dr. Claw

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO IT?!

Dr. Claw

(Brick and McKibble duck, as Claw tosses a fistful of darts at the picture of Inspector Gadget)

When Gadget arrested me, the police confiscated all my assets. But after we've pulled out the crime of the century, I'll be back on top again.

McKibble

Great. Another crime of the century. I'm still on parole for the last one.

Brick

What's the plan this time?

Dr. Claw

Watch and see. (turns on the TV)

TV Anchor

The Federal Reserve Bank with a deposit of over five trillion dollars in pure gold was build two years ago after Riverton declared statistically the safest City in America. Utilizing the latest in security technology and a squadron of armed guards, the bank is considered impregnable.

Dr. Claw

(turns off the TV and crushes the remote)

Not for long.

Brick

We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!

Dr. Claw

Right before Riverton's eyes, and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.

Brick

How we gonna do that? They said the bank was impenetra-- impreg-- Really hard to get into.

McKibble

Yeah. I don't see how.

Dr. Claw

That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.

Brick

He's got a point.

McKibble

Yeah.

Dr. Claw

We are going to build the ultimate super weapon! But we haven't much time. We need to be ready in ten days, because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M., the X-Force One Satellite will be directly over Riverton. And by then, we need to steal ion fuel cells, a protoid laser, and a ruby. Plus, a few miscellaneous knick knacks.

Brick

Yum. (smacks lips) I love knick knacks. (McKibble groans)

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TV Anchor Todd Levi

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