Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
Tied for 8th most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 4 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Inspector Gadget (4), Penny (2), G2 (2)
We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile.
Gadgetmobile No, you're on a stakeout. I'm goign sleepy. Keep it down.
At least you could do is stay alert.
Gadgetmobile Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we got Claw locked up, all the bad guys are too afraid to show their faces in town.
Not to worry. I only landed on my head.
They're alive!
Gadgetmobile They're alive! They're alive!
They're alive!
Uncle Gadget!
I'm so worried about you.
Good work, Penny.
Thanks to you, too.
We're on a stakeout, Gadgetmobile!
Gadgetmobile No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in. So keep it down, a'ight?
The least you could do is stay alert.
Gadgetmobile Alert for what? Face it, Inspector G, since we locked up Claw, all the bad guys have been too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.
One thing I've learned in all my years of crime fighting, Gadgetmobile, is that it's always the most quiet right before the criminals strike!
Gadgetmobile Okay, here we are.
Wish me luck. I'm going undercover. (enters the bar)
Hi, there, fellas.
Okay, Brain. The coast is clear. Come on, Let's run the out back.
Bartender What do you want?
Well, I just got out of slammer. And I look for my whistle.
Bartender What'll you have?
Nice tall glass of milk.
Bartender Milk?
I mean, Chocolate milk. Make it a double.
Hey, Brain. This way.
Okay, then. Let's see what applicans we have here. Squint. Jungle Bob. And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".
Ninja? Why did they call you that?
Ninja Hi-ya.
I think I see why now.
Okay, then. Judging by this. You guys are prime minion material.
Bartender Inspector Gadget drinks chocolate milk
Ho. (The bartender looks at the disguise moustache) I Have History of Hair loss in my family.
Bartender Anything Else I Can Get You.
Yes. I'm looking for...(making a claw with his hands)
Bartender Sorry, We don't serve lobster here.
What? No. (whispers) Dr. Claw.
Bartender Claw? Well, if you want to find him, you're gonna have to grease a few palms, if you get my drift.
Well, whatever you say. Here you go. (squirts axle grease into the bartender's hand) Top-grade axle grease.
Bartender Why, you…
Go, go, gadget duck. (retracts his head into his collar like a turtle and the bartender punches the man behind him; that man falls against an arm wrestler, who bumps into pool player, causing the cue ball go ricochetting across the room. The cue ball hits a bald dart player's head, and the man falls, destroying a card game table and thuds to the floor, unconscious. Gadget sees the angry patrons advancing on him) Check, please. Just a check.
So, when do we start working for Dr. Claw?
Immediately.
Did You Hear That, Brain?
Come on, Guys. Let's talk about it. (The tough guys angrily pull Inspector Gadget) Oh, Man. Aaah, You're stretching my sweater. Help, Gadgetmobile! Help!
Gadgetmobile Let's get out of here.
We can hide in my mom's house.
Bartender Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!
Oh, my head.
Stop This Felonious and Unlawful act or I Shall Have to Use Force.
Bartender Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie is going to get rough with us.
Very well, you were warned. (throws the nets at the tough Guys)
Wowsers, she's Good.
