Chief Quimby GADGET!!
Played by Mark Mitchell 
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) · 53 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Inspector Gadget 2 (2003): in 8 of its 53 quotes
Most scenes with: Inspector Gadget (5), G2 (2)
Scenes with Chief Quimby
8 scenes Chief Quimby Chief Quimby Mom's tough love. (to Gadget) This is your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
Chief Quimby Where is he?! GADGET! You put my mother in jail for drag racing?
And driving without a license. You always said, chief, no one is above the law.
Chief Quimby That's what you said last week when you arrest that group of girl rangers for selling cookies.
Those cookies were three days of expiration date.
Chief Quimby (Chief Quimby gets his hand with bubble gum)
You are this close to be put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
Chief Quimby Mom's tough love. This your last warning, Gadget. Stick to solving real crimes.
Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton prison.
Chief Quimby Gadget, I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.
That's not truly accurate, chief. You told me not to get within a 100 yards of the stakeout and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.
Then how did you manage to tangle up with me inside the warehouse?
[examining Gadget in his lab]
Now, let's see how your physiobiometric febble fitzer is functioning. Oh, Diagnostics check out fine. What seems to be the problem, Gadget?
Baxter, I'm still having gadgets with my glitches. I mean, glitches with my gladgets. I'm all messed up!
I'm sorry, Gadget, but I don't see what the problem is.
[The Gadget Bubble Gum pops out of Gadget's hat and shoots bubble gum at Baxter]
See? Bubble gum.
I see what the problem is.
Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?
You're the prototype Gadget, Gadget, there's bound to have a few glitches but I'm happy to know we've been working. I'll let in a little secret. [Gadget extends his ear] Soon, we'll be unveiling something... [Baxter eyes a top secret door that closes] Soon, that'll solve all this glitches for good. Soon.
Wowsers. Thanks, Baxter. Well, better go check in with the chief.
I wouldn't bother the chief right now. I heard some idiot arrested his mother this afternoon.
Chief Quimby Where is he?! [Quimby storms into the lab] GADGET!!!
Ooh. Oh. [Baxter walks off]
Chief Quimby You put my mother in jail for drag racing?!
And driving without a license. You've always said, Chief: "No one is above the law".
Chief Quimby This is what you also said last week when you arrested that troop of girl rangers for selling cookies!
[The scene cuts to a group of ranger girls lined up for mugshots]
Those "cookies" were three days past expiration date!
Chief Quimby [Quimby sighs in annoyance and accidentally puts his left hand in a blob of bubble gum. Baxter winces as the gum drips from Quimby's hand]
You are this close to being put on probation, Gadget. Now, let's get my mother out. Heaven knows what's happening to her down there with all those lowlifes.
Fired? You can't fire me. I quit! (Quimby scoffs) Wait a second, I don't want to quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault. (Gadget pulls out a chip that Claw's men left on his back to prove to Chief Quimby that he has actually found evidence) Look what Baxter found on me: a circuit override chip.
Chief Quimby (Furious as he refuses to listen and doesn't care, since Gadget is fired)
I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste, and caused $100,000 in damages! (sternly) Turn in your badge, Gadget.
(shocked)
Oh, but Chief, all I ever wanted to be my entire life, was a crime fighter.
Chief Quimby (still stern)
Your badge. (Gadget pulls out his badge from his coat pocket, and slides it in front of Chief Quimby) Well, that would be all... Mr. Gadget.
Mayor Wilson Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby!
Chief Quimby You'll never get away with this, Claw!
We'll see.
Chief Quimby [still laughing]
G2, see!
Very funny, Claw, but you forget. I am unaffected by laughing gas. Now...(prepares her net guns) stop this felonious and unlawful act, or I shall have to use force.
Ah, the lady gadget. I've so looked forward to meeting you. I hope you don't fall victim to my... magnetic charm.
