I Heart Huckabees quotes

View Quote How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

View Quote 'Betrayed' by Albert Markovski. Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? I don't think so.

View Quote Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

View Quote Caterine Vauban: It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama.

View Quote Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were talking about petroleum.

View Quote How am I not myself? [repeated]

View Quote [to Vivian Jaffe] I can't believe you guys actually exist.

View Quote Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

View Quote Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

View Quote Everything is the same, even if it's different.

View Quote [about the body bag exercise] I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!

View Quote [emotionless] These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!

View Quote ****abees!

View Quote Yes, I do. Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

View Quote If this world is temporary, identity is an illusion, then everything is meaningless and it doesn't matter if you use petroleum, and thats got me very confused*