I Heart Huckabees 2004 quotes

Tommy Corn

How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

Albert Markovski

'Betrayed' by Albert Markovski. Is it possible for anybody in this world to work together to make it better? I don't think so.

Brad Stand

Huckabees cornucopia of stuff we all want. But what happened to the gazelles? Were they squashed under the CD department?

Tommy Corn

Honestly, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought we were talking about petroleum.

Brad Stand

Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces?

Brad Stand

How am I not myself? [repeated]

Brad Stand

Yes, I do.
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

Caterine Vauban: It is inevitable to be drawn back into human drama.

Dawn Campbell

****abees!

Albert Markovski

I can't believe you guys actually exist.

Tommy Corn

Aaah, here he comes! The man poet who banged France's Dark Lady of Philosophy! The parking lot crusader of truth who turned his back on his Other like a cold-blooded gangsta.

Albert Markovski

Everything is the same, even if it's different.

Albert Markovski

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need.

Dawn Campbell

These are the best tops around. Last time, last year - not so good. [suddenly fervent] But now, this is the truth!

Albert Markovski

I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!