Vivian Jaffe Have you ever transcended space and time?
Yes. No. Uh...time, not space. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in I Heart Huckabees (2004): in 5 of its 60 quotes
Most scenes with: Albert Markovski (4), Bernard Jaffe (2)
Scenes with Vivian Jaffe
5 scenes Vivian Jaffe Vivian Jaffe Why don't you just tell me what your situation is?
Look, I'm not really sure I know exactly what you guys do around here, all right?
Vivian Jaffe Well, we'll investigate and solve your case.
How?
Vivian Jaffe If you sign a contract we'll follow you.
You'll spy?
Vivian Jaffe Yes.
On me?
Vivian Jaffe Yes.
Will you be spying on me in the bathroom?
Vivian Jaffe Yes.
In the bathroom?
Vivian Jaffe Yes.
Why?
Vivian Jaffe There's nothing too small. You know when police find the slightest piece of DNA and build a case on it? If we might see you floss or masturbate that could be the key to your entire reality.
Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.
[Brad whispers in her ear]
Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never the pretty girl.
Really?
No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.
Vivian Jaffe How's the sex?
How is the sex?
The sex?
Come on, guys.
That's gross.
Vivian Jaffe Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.
Surveillance? You've watched us?
Vivian Jaffe No, just listened.
Yeah. It's quantity not quality.
She meant quality not quantity.
I know, I was only joking.
Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?
We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!
It's longer than that, darling.
You should see her after a couple of margaritas.
What, is it a crime? Is it a crime to look at Lange?
Vivian Jaffe Albert, have you ever been in love?
What kind of question is that?
Vivian Jaffe You live all the time with things you can't see. You can't see electricity, can you? You can't see radio waves, but you accept them.
Trust.
just trust!
You better stay away from Caterine, Albert, 'cause she's gonna lead you down the path of darkness.
Vivian Jaffe She was our prize graduate student until she went astray.
No, I think that I am going to stay with her, and the cracks and the pain and the nothingness, because THAT's more real to me, THAT's what I feel.
Word.
Okay, we're not sweatin' it.
Vivian Jaffe No, we're gonna work with Brad.
It'll all come back to you and interconnection.
Brad? Are you kidding me? I'm gonna work on that prick and it's all gonna come to pain and no connection!
No.
It's on.
