A scene from I Heart Huckabees 2004
Dawn Campbell

Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.

Dawn Campbell

[Brad whispers in her ear]

Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never the pretty girl.

Bernard Jaffe

Really?

Dawn Campbell

No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.

Vivian Jaffe

How's the sex?

Bernard Jaffe

How is the sex?

Dawn Campbell

The sex?

Brad Stand

Come on, guys.

Brad Stand

[laughs]

Come on. That's private.

Dawn Campbell

That's gross.

Vivian Jaffe

Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.

Dawn Campbell

Surveillance? You've watched us?

Vivian Jaffe

No, just listened.

Brad Stand

[laughs uncomfortably]

So your surveillance is wrong!

Dawn Campbell

Yeah. It's quantity not quality.

Brad Stand

She meant quality not quantity.

Dawn Campbell

I know, I was only joking.

Bernard Jaffe

Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?

Dawn Campbell

We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

Brad Stand

It's longer than that, darling.

Dawn Campbell

[laughs hysterically]

Eight minutes of heaven! It's quantity not quality!

Brad Stand

You should see her after a couple of margaritas.

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