Woah, woah, woah. Webber ****in' Agnew? You took your wife's last name? You're a ****in' hyphenate?
Lots of dudes are doin' it. It's progressive.
No, no dudes are doing it. It's not progressive. [to Cashier] You look like a pretty progressive guy. Would you do that?
Nooo.
Great White Buffalo.
Courtney.
Tara.
Courtney.
Tara.
Courtney.
No, seriously, my name is Tara.
No, my wife, my wife.
You're married?
No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway. I will be. She's nine right now.
Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
...black?
AAHHH!
Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?
D-d-do svidanya! Do svidanya! Martina Navratilova... "Smirnoff Ice"... Priviet! Na zdorovie!
Don't ****in' lie to me. Every one of you people have ritalin.
I knew I hated you for a reason! I'm gonna tell everyone in prison I went back in time to kill my own father!
You are the patron saint of the totally ****. You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. You're the **** Violator!
Oh God! I'm gonna ****! Shia Lebeouf! I'm **** Adam's sister! Dropping loads! So much **** semen! Little Tiny Jacobs!
America!
Enrique ****in' Iglesias!
