Lou
Woah, woah, woah. Webber ****in' Agnew? You took your wife's last name? You're a ****in' hyphenate?
Nick
Lots of dudes are doin' it. It's progressive.
Lou
No, no dudes are doing it. It's not progressive. [to Cashier] You look like a pretty progressive guy. Would you do that?
Cashier
Nooo.
Lou
[to Nick]
You see that? He wouldn't do it. And he's got a goatee!
