God, relax. It's like you've haven't seen a little **** on your friend's face before.
Hot Tub Time Machine quotes
Page 3 of 3Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a ****?
I wanna **** something!
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd **** kill myself. I'd be awesome at it. A shotgun to the dick.
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine... [deadpans into camera]
It's called male bonding, okay? Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs'?
Maybe what you need isn't in here. Maybe what you need has been in here all along.
Okay, lay down. We got a stupid baby to make.
Outta my way stool
Why don't you shut your slut mouth and mind your own **** business?