Jacob
[Referring to Lou]
Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me.
Adam
Yeah, but you had that coming.
A line from Adam
[to Lou]
You are the patron saint of the totally ****. You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. You're the **** Violator!
Scenes with Adam
7 scenes Jacob
Adam
One little change has a ripple effect, and it affects everything else. Like a butterfly floats its wings and Tokyo explodes or there's a tsunami in like, you know, somewhere.
Jacob
Yes, exactly. You step on the bug and the **** internet is never invented.
Lou
Oh, then you'll have to talk to girls with your mouth.
Jacob
Yeah, no. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, like not being born.
Lou
Yeah, no. I don't care about that.
Lou
It's the **** 80's, guys. Let's do what we want to do. Free Love!
Jacob
That was the 60's, dipshit.
Adam
We had like Reagan and AIDS. Get the **** outta here, okay? Do the right thing, Violator!
April
What happened to your...
Adam
I got stabbed in the face with a fork. I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it. It happened to me in a different way.
Adam
Why don't you do something out of the house this weekend?
Jacob
What should I do out of the house this weekend, Uncle Adam?
Adam
Something in the course of reality. Get a job. Go to college.
Jacob
That all sounds overrated.
Adam
Why do you waste your time with that Second Life bullshit? Look at you. You're still in jail. You were in jail last week.
Jacob
Yeah, I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time".
Adam
Can't you be like a warrior or shaman or orc or some shit like that?
Lou
****in' Russian energy drink, Chernobly. It's got this shit in it, not even legal here.
Adam
What's in it?
Lou
How the **** am I supposed to know, dude? But it's illegal.
