Jackson By the way, your tits look exceptional in that dress.
Thanks. That's why I bought it.
Jackson Oh, love the way it hugs your ass, too.
That's really sweet of you to notice.
Played by Luke Bracey 
Holidate (2020) · 23 quotes
Holidate (2020) · 23 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Holidate (2020): in 11 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Sloane (8)
You had me at Lester.
Scenes with Jackson
10 scenes Jackson Jackson Jackson Bye, Felicia!
Felicity
It's Felicity.
Jackson Our hands touched.
Neil
Holy shit. D'use protection?
Jackson [awaking from a night of drinking]
So I guess we might have...
Jackson You're wearing my underwear.
[looks down and gasps]
Well, that doesn't... mean anything. I... probably got cold in the night... after my... panties fell... off. [he spies panties, grabs them, and ducks behind a tall-backed chair to change]
Jackson Ah, come on. You must be able to tell somehow.
Tell how?
Jackson I don't know. I don't have a vagina.
Well, there's no forensic evidence, nothing's dried on my leg. There's no... wrapper on the floor, if that's what you're wondering. [throws his underwear at him]
Jackson Okay.
Can't YOU tell?
Jackson [takes a look at himself under the blanket]
I mean, he looks a little tired, but... I don't think he's really satisfied.
I'm telling you we didn't do it. One of us would for sure be able to tell.
Jackson Sweet. Let's go with that.
Jackson [referring to pretzels]
I don't eat that crap. Do you know what that does to your body?
Yeah. It fills me with warm, delicious happiness. Like Christmas used to, before I realized Santa was a big scam.
Jackson Yeah. Christmas peaked for me at about ten. I got a surfboard and my first complete set of golf clubs.
Hmm.
Jackson It was good.
My best Christmas... was a Barbie Dream House, preassembled, and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester. He looked like :Jaleel White.
Jackson Hmm?
I sort of had a thing for Urkel. I spent months learning to throw my voice.
Jackson Well, come on, let's hear it.
No.
Jackson Excuse me. I bought you a free pretzel. So, you owe me an Urkel. Come on. Come on.
Jackson Nice.
Jackson Human beings aren't meant to be alone on the holidays. W-we actually need, you know, warmth, companionship, and someone to drunk-mock strangers with at parties.
I do enjoy drunk-mocking strangers at parties
Jackson Well, then, this is perfect. We can be each other's holidate for New Year's Eve.
Jackson Yeah, well, that's what makes it perfect. 'Cause there's no pressure. There's no expectations. I mean... I don't even think I find you that attractive.
Wow! Calm down with the flattery.
She doesn't need another friend. She needs a husband, a partner, someone who is legally bound to be there during the chemo.
What chemo?
Oh, honey, don't kid yourself. You have bad genes - and bald women don't really get a lot of dates.
Jackson You have nothing to worry about, okay? Sloane is a great girl - even bald.
Then why aren't you sleeping with her?
Jackson I-I don't do drugs.
And you call yourself a professional athlete?
Jackson Hey, if it's any consolation, I spent my holiday in an ugly Christmas sweater sipping mocktails with a room full of people who I think were in a cult.
I'll see your ugly Christmas sweater and raise you a seat at the kids table, my little brother getting engaged, and catching my aunt getting her cookie licked by a mall Santa.
Jackson That's a... festive visual.
Seared into my brain like a bad tattoo.
Thank you.
Jackson Hmm.
I owe you.
Jackson That's better. Now, I'll take my hand job in the parking lot, thank you.
Oh, a hand job. What are you, like, twelve?
Jackson You gave hand jobs at twelve?
I developed early.
