Holidate (2020) · 23 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Holidate (2020): in 3 of its 23 quotes
Most scenes with: Sloane (3)
When did Halloween go from dressing up like a princess to dressing up like a whore?
Oh, I dunno, like, sixth grade?
Daisy What's a whore?
Um, somebody who gets paid to play with boys.
I wanna be a whore.
Daisy Me, too.
Okay, but just remember that the house gets fifty per cent.
Daisy So, Aunt Sloane, why DIDN'T you call Rodney?
Why didn't YOU call Rodney?
Daisy Because I already have a boyfriend. His name is Levi, and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess.
Well, good for you, Daisy. You enjoy it while you can, 'cause one day you are gonna walk outside and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow. Yeah. Not a good day, Daisy. It hurts. It hardens you. And the next thing you know, you're just south of thirty sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka.
So, Daisy, how are things with Levi the juice box king?
Daisy We broke up.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Daisy It's okay. He wasn't ready for a real relationship. I need someone who's gonna put ME first. Gotta go.
