Elaine This is what you wear to Christmas dinner? Don't you even own a dress? Sloane I'm great, Mom. Thanks. House looks... beautiful. Elaine Well, your Aunt Susan brought at-the-mall Santa home, and, uh, your nephew just pooped in the manger. Abby Ugh, it was a tiny poo. I mean, he moved the baby Jesus first. Sloane Thank you. Jackson Hmm. Sloane I owe you. Jackson That's better. Now, I'll take my hand job in the parking lot, thank you. Sloane What is it about men and explosives? Aunt Susan All about the ****. Liz What do fireworks have to do with a man's... anatomy? Aunt Susan It's like... jacking off. Men LIVE for the orgasm. If they're not ****, they're dreamin' about ****... or blowin' stuff up. Next best thing to ****.