“This is what you wear to Christmas dinner? Don't you even own a dress?” – Elaine, Holidate ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Holidate 2020

Elaine

This is what you wear to Christmas dinner? Don't you even own a dress?

Sloane

I'm great, Mom. Thanks. House looks... beautiful.

Elaine

Well, your Aunt Susan brought at-the-mall Santa home, and, uh, your nephew just pooped in the manger.

Abby

Ugh, it was a tiny poo. I mean, he moved the baby Jesus first.

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Sloane Emma Roberts More Sloane quotes →

Elaine Frances Fisher More Elaine quotes →

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