“Human beings aren't meant to be alone on the holidays. W-we actually...” – Jackson, Holidate ... Movie Quotes Database

Jackson

Human beings aren't meant to be alone on the holidays. W-we actually need, you know, warmth, companionship, and someone to drunk-mock strangers with at parties.

Sloane

I do enjoy drunk-mocking strangers at parties

Jackson

Well, then, this is perfect. We can be each other's holidate for New Year's Eve.

Sloane

[chuckles]

I don't even know you.

Jackson

Yeah, well, that's what makes it perfect. 'Cause there's no pressure. There's no expectations. I mean... I don't even think I find you that attractive.

Sloane

Wow! Calm down with the flattery.

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Sloane Emma Roberts More Sloane quotes →

Jackson Luke Bracey More Jackson quotes →

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