Jackson
[referring to pretzels]
I don't eat that crap. Do you know what that does to your body?
Sloane
Yeah. It fills me with warm, delicious happiness. Like Christmas used to, before I realized Santa was a big scam.
Jackson
Yeah. Christmas peaked for me at about ten. I got a surfboard and my first complete set of golf clubs.
Sloane
Hmm.
Jackson
It was good.
Sloane
My best Christmas... was a Barbie Dream House, preassembled, and a ventriloquist puppet named Lester. He looked like :Jaleel White.
Jackson
Hmm?
Sloane
I sort of had a thing for Urkel. I spent months learning to throw my voice.
Jackson
Well, come on, let's hear it.
Sloane
No.
Jackson
Excuse me. I bought you a free pretzel. So, you owe me an Urkel. Come on. Come on.
Sloane
[clears throat then in monotone voice]
Did I do that? Did I do that?
Jackson
Nice.
