Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]
Most scenes together: Alex "Hitch" Hitchens & Albert (9), Alex "Hitch" Hitchens & Sara (6), Sara & Albert (5)
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Page 3 of 3Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
No guile, no game... No girl
Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along cus shneeding aint easy.
So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.
Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze.
With no guile, and no game... there’s no girl
You can't stop it... [shouts] You cannot stop it...
You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?
Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!
Don't need no pizza. They got food there.
One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He's just some guy I went to some thing with once.”