Max Spoken like a true cynic.
I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!
Max Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.
Played by Adam Arkin 
Hitch (2005) · 43 quotes
Hitch (2005) · 43 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Hitch (2005): in 4 of its 43 quotes
Most scenes with: Sara (3), Albert (2)
Scenes with Max
4 scenes Max Max Max She said people who are guarded are afraid that you can see right through them. That's why they hide behind layers of secrecy.
Max Spoken like a true cynic. Evan was here
I'm not a cynic, I'm a realist!
Max Or a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist. What are you doing here? [to the room] What is she doing here?
SHE works here, remember?!
Max No, she doesn't. Not for another four days. Go home.
Well, this couldn't wait.
Max Of course it could... what are you doing? Go back to the beach, I don't want you here.
No, really, you do.
Max You are becoming a sick workaholic lunatic.. and this is exactly the kind of nervous overwrought behavior that leads to...
... Pictures of Sebby with a busty brunette.
Max ... A very, very big raise.
Max You sure you want to do this?
Why wouldn't I?
Max Louise made an interesting observation on the way home the other night; She said, "People who are guarded are afraid that you can see right through them. That's why they hide behind layers of secrecy or humor."
He'll have to hide behind a lot more than that once this hits the fan.
Max She meant you.
