Hitch Allegra? As in "Allegra Cole"? Albert I realize I'm not her usual kinda guy. Hitch Well her last boyfriend like... owned Sweden, or something! Albert Yeah, and he was a bum.... I mean he didn't seem like a very nice person... to me. Sara My job is to try to find the truth! Hitch The truth?! You wouldn't know the truth if it kicked you in the head! Alex "Hitch" Hitchens Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]