A character in Hammy's Boomerang Adventure (2006)

RJ quotes from Hammy's Boomerang Adventure (2006)

Bruce Willis

Most-quoted character in Hammy's Boomerang Adventure (2006): in 5 of its 5 quotes
Most scenes with: Spike (3), Bucky (3), Hammy (3)

Scenes with RJ

5 scenes

Ha, ha! [The boomerang hits him] Ow. [picks up a boomerang and throws it away] Ha, ha! [jumps over the boomerang over and over again. He hums and catches the boomerang. Then he throws it away over and over again until he throw a cookie, a cupcake and an ice cream cone] What the...? Huh? [the boomerang hits him again] Oww!

Bucky
[Hammy climbs up a tree]

Shh! You guys, quiet.

[Hammy sighs and the boomerang is behind him]

BEGONE! I don't believe in you. [the boomerang disappears and Hammy sighs. But suddenly, The boomerang keeps spinning behind the tree] NO! All right, I believe in you! [grabs the boomerang] I'll go crazy!

[Hammy digs a hole and drops the boomerang into the hole. He covers the hole and the boomerang hits him again]

Oww! This stupid...

[Hammy chops the boomerang into pieces with an axe and puts it in a trunk, devilishly burns it with a cigarette lighter then stomps on the hot ashes]

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

[Then steps off before he is continuously hit by the boomerang again]

Aww c'mon!

RJ

What do you guys think? Should we tell him?

[giggles]

Oh, come on. We got three more left in the box.

RJ
[The porcupine triplets; Bucky, Spike and Quillo turn on a camera and one of them holds up a piece of cardboard reading: "RJ's Wide World of Nature"]

Welcome to RJ's Wide World of Nature. Featuring my trusty crew: Bucky, Quillo and Spike. Say Hi, Spike.

[holding the camera]

Hi, Mom.

RJ

Nice! Today, our subject is Hammy the Squirrel. The North American Red Squirrel is a Native of Venezuela. His interest includes good books, long walks in the park and nut collecting. Let's see what happens when Hammy discovers this boomerang!

Quillo

Ta-da!

RJ

Okay, go, go! [he and the porcupine triplets head into the hedge and hide]

Bucky

Come on, in here!

[throws the boomerang again and it hits him again]

You stop that!

RJ
[presses his finger on Quillo's nose, keeping the triplets from laughing]

Hey! Easy, giggles! Hold it down from there.

Quillo

Okay, RJ.

RJ

And now, back to our program.

Ha, ha! [The boomerang hits him] Ow. [picks up a boomerang and throws it away] Ha, ha! [jumps over the boomerang over and over again. He hums and catches the boomerang. Then he throws it away over and over again until he throws a cookie, a cupcake and an ice cream cone] What the...? Huh? [the boomerang hits him again] Oww!

Bucky
[Hammy climbs up a tree]

Shh! You guys, quiet.

[Hammy sighs and the boomerang is behind him]

BEGONE! I don't believe in you. [the boomerang disappears and he sighs; But suddenly, The boomerang keeps spinning behind the tree] NO! All right, I believe in you! [grabs the boomerang] I'll go crazy! [digs a hole and drops the boomerang into the hole; covers the hole and the boomerang hits him again] Oww! This stupid… [chops the boomerang into pieces with an axe and puts it in a trunk, devilishly burns it with a cigarette lighter then stomps on the hot ashes] Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! [then steps off before he is continuously hit by the boomerang again] Aww, c'mon!

RJ

What do you guys think? Should we tell him?

[giggles]

Oh, come on. We got three more left in the box.

Verne
[appearing]

Hey. RJ? Kids?

Triplets

Here's Uncle Verne.

Verne

What is going on? You're teasing him and you're filming it? Is that what you're doing? [takes the camera out of RJ's hands and throws it out of the hedge] Just give it to me.

RJ

No, Verne. Take it easy. We're just trying to have a little fun.

Verne

Oh, we're having fun?

RJ

That's not what it looks like.

Verne

You had a box of boomerangs, and then he throws them, and they come back and hit him in the head, and you film it? [chuckles sarcastically] Congratulations. So you've turned into human beings.

RJ
[holds up the cardboard piece reading: "RJ's Wide World of Nature Underrated Version"]

Okay. Welcome to another episode of RJ's Wide World of Nature. Today, the naked American box turtle!

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