A character in The Great Outdoors (1988)

Roman Craig quotes from The Great Outdoors (1988)

Dan Aykroyd

Tied for most-quoted character in The Great Outdoors (1988): in 5 of its 9 quotes
Most scenes with: Chet (2)

A line from Roman Craig

Pontoon boat? What are you going to do with a pontoon boat? Retake Omaha Beach?

More lines from Roman Craig

2 quotes
Roman Craig

Chet is going to shit a solid gold brick when he sees us.

Roman Craig

You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!

Scenes with Roman Craig

2 scenes
[Chet getting pulled behind the boat on water-skis]

You bastard, you bastard!

Roman

I think he's saying go faster.

Kate

Ahh!

Roman
[Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]

What?

Kate

It touched me!

Roman

It's been touching you for 12 years. You never freak!

Kate

Not you!

Kate
[Kate hits Roman on the arm]

A thing.

Roman

What thing?

[comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights]

What's going on?

Kate

That thing!

Roman
[points to a bat]

Oh, it's just a little sparrow.

Kate

Come on, Roman. It's got ears!
[everyone screams and runs out of the cabin]

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