Slappy
So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!
Played by Jack Black 
Goosebumps (2015) · 36 quotes
Goosebumps (2015) · 36 quotes
You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. [burns the manuscript] I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play! [laughs]
More lines from Slappy
9 quotes Slappy
Slappy
[in response to being called a dummy]
Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! [sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] You're trying to put me BACK IN?!
Slappy
[throws a book]
That one's a real page-turner. [drives away and laughs]
Slappy
[driving the Haunted Car]
Sorry, folks! I'd slow down, but I can't reach the brake!
Slappy
Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!
Slappy
All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!
Slappy
[sees a bus]
Oh, Papa, there's no escaping from us.
Slappy
[to the Werewolf of Fever Swamp]
Follow the scent. Lead me to Stine.
Slappy
[last lines]
See you in your dreams! [laughs evilly as he gets sucked into the book]
